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The Oyster Smack Inn

3.0 star property
Hotel in Burnham-on-Crouch with restaurant and bar/lounge

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Exterior
Private kitchen
TV
Free WiFi
Superior Double Room | Bathroom

Reviews

9.0 out of 10
Wonderful

Popular amenities

  • Bar
  • Breakfast available
  • Housekeeping
  • Parking included
  • Free WiFi
  • Restaurant
The current price is NZ$210
includes taxes & fees
5 Apr - 6 Apr

Explore the area

Map
112 Station Rd, Burnham-on-Crouch, England, CM0 8HR
  • Adventure Island
    ‪36 min drive‬
  • Southend Pier
    ‪36 min drive‬
  • Shoebury East Beach
    ‪42 min drive‬
  • London (STN-Stansted)
    ‪78 min drive‬

Room options

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Superior Double Room

Superior Double Room

Highlights

Heating
TV
Hairdryer
Private bathroom
Desk
Wardrobe
Laptop workspace
Daily housekeeping
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed

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Luxury Double Room

Luxury Double Room

Highlights

Heating
Flat-screen TV
Hairdryer
Private bathroom
Desk
Daily housekeeping
Wardrobe
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed

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Classic Double Room

Classic Double Room

Highlights

Heating
TV
Hairdryer
Private bathroom
Wardrobe
Daily housekeeping
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Deluxe Double Room

Deluxe Double Room

Highlights

Heating
TV
Hairdryer
Private bathroom
Desk
Daily housekeeping
Wardrobe
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

About the area

Burnham-on-Crouch

At The Oyster Smack Inn you'll be within a 20-minute walk of Ramblers Stadium and 2.3 km (1.4 mi) from Mangapps Railway Museum. Highlights at this hotel include a restaurant, free self-parking and a bar/lounge. .This hotel offers free WiFi in public areas. Continental breakfast is available daily between 8:00 AM and 10:00 AM. There's also the convenience of limited parking. .Sights within a 20-minute drive of this 3-property class Burnham-on-Crouch hotel include St. Peter-on-the-Wall and Battlesbridge Antiques and Craft Centre.

What's nearby

  • Cliffs Pavilion - 36 min drive - 39.5 km
  • Adventure Island - 36 min drive - 41.0 km
  • Southend Pier - 36 min drive - 41.2 km
  • Shoebury East Beach - 42 min drive - 45.9 km
  • Thorpe Bay Beach - 61 min drive - 44.8 km

Getting around

  • Burnham-On-Crouch Station - 8 min walk
  • London (SEN-Southend) - 51 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Parlour Cafe - ‬6 min drive
  • ‪The Kings Head - ‬5 min drive
  • ‪The Queens Head - ‬7 min walk
  • ‪Barbeque King - ‬1 min walk
  • ‪Deb's Diner Burnham - ‬5 min drive

About this property

The Oyster Smack Inn

Hotel in Burnham-on-Crouch with restaurant and bar/lounge
There's a restaurant on site. You can enjoy a drink at the bar/lounge. WiFi is free in public spaces. Limited free parking is available on a first-come, first-served basis.
  • 10 guestrooms or units
  • Breakfast available (surcharge)
  • Front desk (limited hours)
  • Bar or lounge
  • Dining venue
The Oyster Smack Inn offers 10 accommodations with a hairdryer. This Burnham-on-Crouch hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Bathrooms include a shower. Housekeeping is provided on a daily basis.

Languages

English

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Free self parking on site
  • Limited on-site parking

Food and drink

  • Daily continental breakfast available 8:00 AM to 10:00 AM for a fee: GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children
  • A bar/lounge
  • A restaurant
  • Hosted evening meal available daily for a fee; reservation required

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk

Guest services

  • Housekeeping (daily)

Accessibility

  • No lift

Room amenities

Bathroom

  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Shampoo
  • Shower
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • TV

More

  • Heating

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; check-in end time: 9:00 PM
Minimum check-in age - 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 9:30 PM
Front desk staffed during limited hours
If you are planning to arrive after 9:00 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours), lockbox

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children are welcome.

Payment types

Important information

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for continental breakfast: from approximately GBP 8.95 for adults and from GBP 8.95 for children
  • Hosted evening meal: GBP 0.0

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards and cash
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A cash deposit, credit card or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business or profession. This property accepts Visa, Mastercard, American Express, debit cards and cash.

Frequently asked questions

Is parking available at The Oyster Smack Inn?

Yep, The Oyster Smack Inn has a free self car park. Onsite parking is limited.

How much does it cost to stay at The Oyster Smack Inn?

As of 3 Apr 2025, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at The Oyster Smack Inn on 5 Apr 2025 start from NZ$209.77, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Are there any beaches close to The Oyster Smack Inn?

The closest beach to The Oyster Smack Inn is Shoebury East Beach (10.8 km).

Does The Oyster Smack Inn serve breakfast?

Sure does, continental brekkie is on offer daily from 8:00 AM to 10:00 AM.

Is there a free airport shuttle available at The Oyster Smack Inn?

No, The Oyster Smack Inn does not offer an airport shuttle service.

Is there a bar or restaurant at The Oyster Smack Inn?

Yep, they've got a lounge bar and an onsite restaurant.

What time are check-in & check-out at The Oyster Smack Inn?

Check-in begins at 2:00 PM. Check-out time is 11:00 AM.

Are pets allowed at The Oyster Smack Inn?

No, pets are not allowed.

The Oyster Smack Inn Reviews

Reviews

9.0

Wonderful

Rating 10 - Excellent. 2 out of 4 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 2 out of 4 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 0 out of 4 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 4 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 0 out of 4 reviews

9.0/10

Cleanliness

9.6/10

Staff & service

8.0/10

Amenities

8.6/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.6/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

8/10 Good

Mark

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Pauline

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 4 nights in Feb 2025

8/10 Good

peter, cropwell butler

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Perfect for a 1 night work trip
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024

10/10 Excellent

Per

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2025