4/10 Poor
Linden
Travelled with family
21 Aug 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Beautiful property, but total lack of character.
The library has no books, games or a bar to speak of. It is a grey room with grey couches and terrible elevator music. As soon as you walk in, the only thing on your mind is “how can I excuse myself out of this room?”
The restaurant serves decent meals, but they are overpriced and the dining room is perhaps the most boring room I have ever sat in.
It’s really too bad because the property is located in an area of Scotland rich with history and folklore, yet all common areas of the hotel are hollow and void of life.
Every piece of art on the wall looks like it was generated by first generation AI told to spit out variations of “monochrome overlapping geometric shapes” and “black blotches on white background”.
Perhaps these are all petty criticisms, but the hotel is a disturbingly boring place to stay.
If all you’re after is a clean room and nice smelling soap, this is your place!
If you’re after a nice place to spend a weekend, look elsewhere!
Linden
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2024
