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The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 4 BR ♥ 1/4 Acre ♥

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4 bedrooms, iron/ironing board, free WiFi, bed sheets
Fridge, microwave, oven, stovetop
Dining

Reviews

7.8 out of 10

Good

Entire home

4 bedrooms3 bathroomsSleeps 8

Popular amenities

  • Parking available
    Parking available
  • Washer
    Washer
  • Pet-friendly
    Pet-friendly
  • Outdoor space
    Outdoor space
  • Kitchen
    Kitchen
  • Air conditioning
    Air conditioning

Explore the area

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Helotes, TX
  • Government Canyon State Natural Area
    15 min walk
  • Our Lady of Guadalupe Catholic Church
    5 min drive
  • Dub Farris Athletic Complex
    9 min drive
  • San Antonio, TX (SAT-San Antonio Intl.)
    35 min drive

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About the area

Helotes

At this holiday home you'll be within a 15-minute walk of Government Canyon State Natural Area and 4.3 km (2.7 mi) from Our Lady of Guadalupe Catholic Church. Highlights at this holiday home include a kitchen, a washing machine and free WiFi. .Home features 3 bathrooms, a fireplace and a patio. In-room dining is easy with a kitchen that comes equipped with a fridge, a microwave and a stovetop. A fenced private garden, a Smart TV and a coffee/tea maker are also available. .This pet-friendly holiday home offers a garden and barbecues. .Attractions within a 15-minute drive of this Helotes holiday home include University of Texas at San Antonio and The Shops of La Cantera.

What's nearby

  • University of Texas at San Antonio - 10 min drive
  • The Shops of La Cantera - 14 min drive
  • La Cantera Golf Club - 15 min drive
  • The Rim Shopping Center - 16 min drive
  • Six Flags Fiesta Texas - 20 min drive

Getting around

  • San Antonio International Airport (SAT) - 35 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Bill Miller - ‬6 min drive
  • ‪Stout House - ‬8 min drive
  • ‪Baskin-Robbins - ‬8 min drive
  • ‪El Chaparral Mexican Restaurant - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪Saltgrass Steak House - ‬8 min drive

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 4 BR ♥ 1/4 Acre ♥

Located in the picturesque Hill Country is this stylish family home with fun corn themed décor that pays respect to its location in Helotes which translates to, you guessed it, CORN!

The 2000sqft home features 4 bedrooms with a popcorn-themed master, a modern kitchen, open living with a fireplace and a large yard with a firepit, BBQ, deck and games.

Stay just 10 mins from the center of town and only 4 mins to Floores Country Store giving you a great central location nestled amongst the trees.
We strive to make sure your time at the house is relaxing and enjoyable and are always available during your stay if there are any questions or for any recommendations on what to do and see in the area.
Whether you’re taking a day trip from San Antonio, passing through for a night, or visiting for a week, you don’t want to miss the town of Helotes.

The home is located in the picturesque Hill Country with the center of town only 10 minutes away with supermarkets to stock up on supplies, stores to get everything you need and countless restaurants for you to try each night.

There’s plenty of parks with trails for you to hike and explore, an amusement park and recreational activities, and even a place of music legends you won’t want to miss.

Hike or bike over 40 miles of trails through beautiful canyon land and grasslands within Government Canyon State Natural Area. You could also enjoy a picnic, geocaching, a guided hike and other monthly programs. The best part about this place is the dinosaur footprints (yes, real ones)!

Who doesn’t love a visit to the local Six Flags? At the Fiesta Texas location (16 mins drive away) there’s rides for all ages and crazy roller-coasters like Batman, the Boomerang, the Fireball, Goliath, the Iron Rattler, Pandemonium, Poltergeist, and more! Plus, there’s a waterpark with fun water rides and other water adventures, and places to eat, shop, catch entertainment, and other events. Make sure you’ve got a whole day free if you go here!

Ever wanted to soar through and above treetops? Then go ziplining at Helotes Ziplines just 6 minutes from the house! You can tour the forests and hill country of Helotes on 9 different ziplines, plus, a guide will tell you about the area’s history.

Gold enthusiasts can also bring along their clubs and play at one of the many courses that surround the home with Oak Valley (6 mins away) and Cedar Creek Golf Course (15 minutes away) both great options.

If you love your live music, you can’t go past John T Floore Country Store just 4 mins from the house - don’t be fooled by the name - this place isn’t a store, it’s actually a dance hall and café that has hosted music legends such as Willie Nelson, Patsy Cline, Bob Dylan, Elvis, BB King, and more. There’s a lot of musical history here, so if you get a chance to see an artist perform here, do it! Floore’s is also well known for the tamales, homemade bread, and other Texas-style cafe food.

With so much to see and do, you’ll be planning your next trip before its time to head home!
Guests have private access to the entire home and outdoor areas well as free Wi-Fi, free parking, complimentary coffee and access to a washing machine and dryer in the laundry.
Check yourself in, make your way inside and feel instantly at home with bright, sun-filled rooms, soft comfortable furnishings and a spacious open plan design with everything you could need for a relaxing stay.

★ LIVING ★
Make your way into the living space, the heart of the home, where you can put your feet up after a day spent hiking or zipping through the trees and stream all your favorites on the Smart TV – the perfect place for a movie night in.

✔ Plush Lounge Sofa
✔ Wall Mounted Smart TV
✔ Access to Streaming Apps

★ KITCHEN & DINING ★
Cook up everything from a simple breakfast, a quick snack or a 3-course gourmet dinner within the chef friendly kitchen that comes fully equipped with everything you need.

You’ll have ample space to prep meals on the sleek stone benchtops or if you don’t feel like cooking, head into town to delight your taste buds with a cuisine to suit every taste just minutes away.

Eat together in the dining space surrounded by windows with a provincial table set for eight or up at the breakfast bar for your morning coffee with seating for two.

✔ Quality Appliances
✔ Filtered Water & Ice
✔ Keurig Coffee Maker
✔ Dishwasher
✔ Blender
✔ Cookware, Dinnerware & Utensils
✔ Spices, Oil, Salt & Pepper
✔ Dining for Eight
✔ Breakfast Bar for Two

★ BEDROOMS ★
There are four character filled bedrooms within the home with each offering comfortable beds topped in soft, quality linen along with plenty of space for you to unpack and make yourself at home.
The bright master bedroom features a fun popcorn theme with an adjoining ensuite and walk in closet. The second bedroom is filled with a queen bed with a corn dog theme, the third is the pink corn room and finally bedroom four the “Elote” room.

✔ Master Bedroom – King Bed with Ensuite & Walk-in Closet
✔ Bedroom Two – Queen Bed
✔ Bedroom Three – Queen Bed
✔ Bedroom Four – Queen bed with Ensuite Bathroom

★ BATHROOMS & LAUNDRY★
Wash up with three full bathrooms within the home making morning rush hour a breeze. Each bathroom offers walk in showers equipped with shampoo, conditioner and body wash along with vanities stocked with all the essentials and plenty of soft, fluffy towels.

Guests also have full access to the laundry with a washing machine and dryer along with complimentary washing detergent to keep you feeling fresh and clean during your stay.

✔ Soft Fluffy Towels
✔ Aussie Brand Toiletries
✔ Soap, Shampoo, Conditioner and Bodywash
✔ Hair Dryer
✔ Cleaning Products
✔ Washing Machine & Dryer

★ GAMES ROOM & BAR ★
The young and young at heart will love the fun games room with something to keep all ages entertained.

Take on your friends at air hockey, play a round of darts then chill out and watch the game on the big screen while you mix up a round of drinks at the chic Mimosa & Cocktail Bar with cocktail recipes to get you inspired.

✔ Air Hockey Table
✔ Dart Board
✔ Wall Mounted Smart TV
✔ Mimosa & Cocktail Bar

★ OUTDOORS ★
Make your way outside and into the expansive yard that offers plenty of shade in the summer with its mature trees surrounding the ¼ of an acre property.
Here you can cook up lunch on the BBQ deck, push the kids on the tree swing, sit out and read a book under a tree or light up the firepit for a fun night out under the stars.

✔ BBQ
✔ Decked Area
✔ Fire Pit
✔ Tree Swing
✔ Plenty of Shade

So if you are looking for a fun family home away from all the hustle and bustle while still only being 10 minutes from the heart of town with easy access to great shopping, restaurants and entertainment – look no further than this spacious, sun-filled home for your next trip to the beautiful Hill Country.
The best way to get around is by car with free parking included with your stay.

You can also use ride sharing apps like Uber/Lyft or call a taxi with cars available any time of the day.

Property manager

Sherry Norton

Languages

English, Spanish

Property amenities

Pool/Spa

  • Communal pool

Internet

  • Available in the house: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Parking on site

Kitchen

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Dishwasher
  • Hob
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Refrigerator
  • Toaster

Dining

  • Dining table

Bedrooms

  • 4 bedrooms
  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • 3 bathrooms
  • Hair dryer
  • Towels provided

Living spaces

  • Dining table
  • Fireplace

Entertainment

  • Smart TV

Outdoor areas

  • Barbecue grill
  • Fenced yard
  • Garden
  • Patio

Laundry

  • Washing machine

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating

Pets

  • Pet friendly

Suitability/Accessibility

  • Smoke-free property

Services and conveniences

  • Iron/ironing board

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector (host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property)
  • Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
  • First aid kit
  • Fire extinguisher

General

  • Garden

Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 4:00 PM
Minimum check-in age - 21

Check-out

Check-out before 10:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions

Pets

  • Pets are welcome
  • Service animals are exempt from fees.

Children and extra beds

  • Children are welcome.

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher and a first aid kit
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A cash deposit, credit card or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business or profession. On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited. For guests' safety, the property includes a carbon monoxide detector, a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector and a first aid kit in all accommodation.

Frequently asked questions

Does The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 4 BR ♥ 1/4 Acre ♥ have a pool?

The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 4 BR ♥ 1/4 Acre ♥ has a communal pool.

Is The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 4 BR ♥ 1/4 Acre ♥ family-friendly?

You bet! With amenities such as a BBQ, highchairs and children's dinnerware, it's no surprise that The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 4 BR ♥ 1/4 Acre ♥ is a winner with our family travellers.

Is there a free airport shuttle available at The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 4 BR ♥ 1/4 Acre ♥?

No, The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 4 BR ♥ 1/4 Acre ♥ does not offer an airport shuttle service.

What time are check-in & check-out at The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 4 BR ♥ 1/4 Acre ♥?

Check-in begins at 4:00 PM. Check-out time is 10:00 AM.

The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 4 BR ♥ 1/4 Acre ♥ Reviews

Reviews

7.8

Good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 2 out of 7 reviews" "
Rating 8 - Good. 4 out of 7 reviews" "
Rating 6 - Okay. 0 out of 7 reviews" "
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 7 reviews" "
Rating 2 - Terrible. 1 out of 7 reviews" "

7.8/10

Cleanliness

Reviews

8/10 Good

Michael M.

Liked: Cleanliness
San Antonio
A little short on the dishware. No regular coffee pods just flavored. Otherwise a very nice and comfortable stay. Host very responsive to my inquiries.
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2024

8/10 Good

Leann H.

Wedding weekend
The property served its purpose for what we needed. It had its good points but pics are somewhat deceiving and should be updated to reflect the true condition of the home and its contents.
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2024

8/10 Good

Vanessa E.

Liked: Cleanliness
Nice kick off to spring break!
My family decided to start our spring break by spending a few days down in San Antonio. The home was extremely comfortable for our group with 4 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms! The home was clean and spacious and our puppies enjoyed playing in the backyard for hours. Would highly recommend this home!
Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2024

10/10 Excellent

Chris V.

Liked: Cleanliness
Wonderful Time with Family
This home was perfect for our family and our kids loved the toys and the theme! Sherry was the consummate hostess, making sure everything was wonderful during our stay. Highly recommend the Corniest Property in Texas!
Stayed 3 nights in Dec 2023

2/10 Terrible

Rosie F.

Disliked: Cleanliness
Disappointing and disgusting!
The house was filthy and smelled of wet dog.The vent cover and air filter was gross and full of pet hair. Definitely has never been cleaned. We vacuumed every room and emptied the canister three times with just filth and lots and lots of pet hair. The couches are not remotely white anymore. Even college dorms have better looking couches than these. We took the sheets from the hallway closet and washed them to place over the couches so we were able to sit and watch a game. Oh and beware they don’t have much padding left, definitely seat yourself slowly. No plopping! Every door handle and light switch was disgusting. I couldn’t bare the thought of touching so I used a whole can of Clorox wipes and scrubbed every switch and door knob. Master bedroom bathroom had a full hand print on the wall above the toilet. Must have had a drunken night and couldn’t stand to pee. Ugh!! Did I mention there was not ONE single towel in the house. Ugh!! Needless to stay it was not relaxing nor enjoyable for my family and I. Never will I stay or come near this house. Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting! How dare you!
Stayed 3 nights in Nov 2023

10/10 Excellent

Travis H., Keller, USA

Liked: Cleanliness
Perfect for our family
We had four adults so the 4 bedrooms were perfect. Location was great and communication with the owner was great.
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2022

8/10 Good

Casey M.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great home but unable to stay
Great home in a good location, very clean and awesome communication with the property manager. Unfortunately, we were unable to actually stay in the home but still a good experience with the owner.
Stayed 6 nights in May 2022