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Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

5.0 star property
Adults-only hotel with 2 restaurants and bars/lounges

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Cosy
3 bars/lounges, cocktail bar, lobby lounge
3 bars/lounges, cocktail bar, lobby lounge
Free toiletries, hair dryer, bathrobes, towels
2 restaurants, breakfast, lunch, dinner served; British cuisine

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Bar
  • Spa
  • Breakfast available
  • Air conditioning
The current price is NZ$240
includes taxes & fees
24 Feb - 25 Feb

Explore the area

Map
73-75 Wycombe End,Buckinghamshire, Beaconsfield, England, HP9 1LX
  • Bekonscot Model Village
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Chiltern Hills
    ‪3 min drive‬
  • Beaconsfield Artisans Golf Club
    ‪6 min drive‬
  • London (LHR-Heathrow)
    ‪26 min drive‬

Room options

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Snug

Snug

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Private bathroom
Hairdryer
Bathrobes
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Cosy

Cosy

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Hairdryer
Bathrobes
Free bottled water
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Boujee

Boujee

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Separate bedroom
Deep-soaking bath
Separate bath and shower
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Decadent

Decadent

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Separate bedroom
Deep-soaking bath
Separate bath and shower
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Exterior

Crowne Plaza Gerrards Cross by IHG

  • Pool
  • Hot tub
  • Spa
  • Pet-friendly
4.3 out of 5, Excellent, (979)
The price is NZ$200
for 1 room
includes taxes & fees
2 Mar - 3 Mar
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About the area

Beaconsfield

A luxury stay in Beaconsfield awaits you at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. Within a 30-minute stroll, you'll find Bekonscot Model Village and Chiltern Hills. Highlights at this hotel include 2 restaurants, 3 bars/lounges and an outdoor swimming pool. .The restaurant, English Restaurant, serves British cuisine and is open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Bar is the hotel's own cocktail bar, serving drinks along with light fare. Additionally, you'll find free Wi-Fi in public areas and spa services. Cooked-to-order breakfast is available on weekdays between 7:00 AM and 10:00 AM and on weekends between 7:30 AM and 10:30 AM. There's also the convenience of free self parking. .Sights within a 10-minute drive of this 5-property class Beaconsfield hotel include Colne Valley Regional Park and Cliveden House.

What's nearby

  • Bekonscot Model Village - 2 min drive
  • Cliveden House - 9 min drive
  • Hedsor House - 10 min drive
  • Pinewood Studios - 11 min drive
  • Windsor Castle - 18 min drive

Getting around

  • Beaconsfield Station - 2 min drive
  • Heathrow Airport (LHR) - 26 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪McDonald's - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪The Hope and Champion - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪Starbucks - ‬19 min walk
  • ‪Fego Restaurant Beaconsfield - ‬19 min walk
  • The Crazy Bear English Restaurant

About this property

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

Adults-only hotel with 2 restaurants and bars/lounges
There are 2 restaurants on site. You can unwind with a drink at one of the 3 bars/lounges. Public spaces have free WiFi. There are 2 meeting rooms available. An outdoor pool, spa services, and a terrace are also featured at the luxury Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. Self parking is free.

This 5-star Beaconsfield hotel is smoke free.

  • 48 guestrooms or units
  • 2 dining venues
  • 3 bars or lounges
  • Conference rooms
  • Breakfast available (surcharge)
  • Front desk (limited hours)
  • Staff members are multilingual
  • Storage area for luggage
  • Wedding services available
  • Terrace
  • No smoking on site
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers 48 accommodations with complimentary bottles of water and complimentary bathrobes. Each accommodation is individually furnished and decorated. Flat-screen televisions are featured in guestrooms.

Bathrooms include complimentary toiletries and hairdryers. This Beaconsfield hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Housekeeping is offered on a daily basis and change of towels can be requested.

Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the on-site spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.

Languages

English, German, Italian, Polish, Romanian

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Free offsite parking within 10 metres
  • Free self parking on site

Food and drink

  • Cooked-to-order breakfast available for a fee 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM on weekdays and 7:30 AM to 10:30 AM on weekends; GBP 3 to 20 per person
  • 2 restaurants
  • 3 bars/lounges

Restaurants on site

  • Bar
  • English Restaurant
  • Moroccan Lounge
  • Thai Restaurant

Things to do

  • Outdoor pool

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Change of towels on request
  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Multilingual staff
  • Proposal/romance packages
  • Wedding services

Business services

  • 2 meeting rooms

Outdoors

  • Outdoor furniture
  • Terrace

Spa

  • Thai massages

Accessibility

  • No lift

Room amenities

Bathroom

  • Dressing gowns
  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • Flat-screen TV

Food and drink

  • Free bottled water
  • Limited room service

More

  • Air conditioning (climate-controlled)
  • Heating
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Phone

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age - 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out
Late check-out subject to availability
A late check-out fee will be charged

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children younger than 18 are not allowed at this adults-only property. All guests 18 and older are welcome.
  • Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
  • Cots (infant beds) are not available.

Payment types

Important information

Fees

Guests will be asked to pay the following charges at the property:

  • Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay

We've listed all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately GBP 3 to 20 per person
  • Late check-out is available for a fee (subject to availability)

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a debit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards; cash is not accepted
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher and a first aid kit
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business or profession. The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guest room reservation. This property accepts Visa, Mastercard, American Express and debit cards. Cash is not accepted. 
    For guests' safety, the property includes a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector and a first aid kit in all accommodation.

We should mention

  • This is an adults-only property and guests under 18 years old aren't allowed.

Property is also known as

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield

Frequently asked questions

Is parking available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Yep, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield has a free self car park.

How much does it cost to stay at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

As of 16 Feb 2025, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield on 24 Feb 2025 start from NZ$239.65, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Are there any beaches close to Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

The closest beach to Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is Ruislip Lido Beach (14.4 km).

Is there a spa on site at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

There's no onsite spa, but this property does offer services like Thai massages.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a pool?

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield has an outdoor pool.

What luxury perks are available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield features an outdoor pool, 2 restaurants and 3 bars.

Is Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield family-friendly?

No, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is an adults-only property.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield serve breakfast?

You bet, cooked-to-order breakfast is on offer on weekdays between 7:00 AM and 10:00 AM and weekends between 7:30 AM and 10:30 AM.

Is there a free airport shuttle available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield does not offer an airport shuttle service.

Is there a bar or restaurant at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Yep, you can grab a meal at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield's onsite restaurant that serves British cuisine.

What time are check-in & check-out at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Check-in begins at 3:00 PM. Check-out time is 11 AM.

Are pets allowed at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, pets are not allowed.

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 212 out of 452 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 112 out of 452 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 56 out of 452 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 43 out of 452 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 29 out of 452 reviews

8.6/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Staff & service

8.4/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.2/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

2/10 Terrible

Matty

Travelled with partner
Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The stay was a shambles from start to finish. We arrived to a dirty room with marks and the bed and rose petals on the floor from the previous occupants. We notified reception immediately who advised while we were out at dinner they would have the room cleaned, which they did and offered a late check out as an apology which we accepted only to be charged for the late check out when we left. Then for dinner I have never been so insulted in my entire adult life with what you thought was acceptable to be served as a £40 steak which the table next to us also commented on that you should be ashamed of your self’s for thinking it is acceptable to be serving that I will attach a photo I will also be posting the pictures of the dirty room and the food on my trip advisor review. Completely shocked that you charge the prices you do and provide standards you would not receive in a weatherspoons. Sent from Outlook for iOS
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

10/10 Excellent

Peter

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Excellent place to stay and the presentation and options were fantastic. Loved the TV coming up from the bottom of the bed. However, when I told friends where I’d stayed and attempted to describe the red velvet wallpaper, dimly lit room with leather floors, gold tiled bathroom and leather studded bed & and animal prints, they called me a pervert!!. Still, I’d definitely come again, or should that be stay again.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

8/10 Good

Benjamin

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Funky and interesting room. A little small due to age of building and “Cozy” status of the room. Room did smell like Marijuana for some reason. Slightly disappointed at lack of tea or coffee facilities in the room and reception didn’t mention ordering any to be brought to the room either.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

4/10 Poor

Preslava

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

10/10 Excellent

Zoe

Liked: Property conditions & facilities
Lovely accommodation very central to beaconsfield town
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

8/10 Good

Kathryn

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, room comfort
Decadence
We had a night stay in the decadent suit it was very decadent, copper bath tub at the end of the bed with water filling it from the ceiling show stopper. Red padded velvet walls and cream padded velvet ceiling, leather flooring and drapes adorning the windows and on suite. Unfortunately it is rather dark with dim lighting, could do with a little maintenance, broken blinds on window, curtain hanging off pole and broken door handle that came off in my hand when I opened the door. The shower wasn’t very good either. We did have a good nights sleep on a soft mattress and fluffy pillows. Dinner was delicious and service great loved the experience overall just little issues the rooms looking a little tired and could do with some TLC considering the price.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

8/10 Good

Emma

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

marie

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Romantic & Private.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

10/10 Excellent

Stephanie

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Kim

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
The room was lovely and quirky just as it comes across on line!! Perfect stay
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Debbie

Stayed 1 night in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Saint

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Robert

Travelled with partner
We loved the look of our room and the whole hotel. The bath and the water running from the ceiling were very unique. The staff were very friendly and professional. Highly recommended.
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2024

6/10 Okay

Samantha

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities
Disliked: Staff & service
This was an experience, not one that I would have again, but overall it was a pleasant stay. The room was lovely, but a lack of attention to detail and thinking that it would have been an amazing 5 years ago when things were newer. I opted for the room with a copper bath, which was lovely, but there were scratches and dints all over. Management were stood around loitering whilst I noted the other staff were busy which is found strange and a little unsettling as the other staff were hard at work. The hotel was lovely, but the little things were missing and a lack of attention to detail, ie. No tea & coffee making facilities, the room was very dark, even when the lights were on, there was a slug in the tented area and a distinct smell of damp. Breakfast was the most disappointing, firstly staff were not attentive at all, and the breakfast was subpar (14.00 for a hot, full breakfast) and the pitched eggs were hard & not runny, bacon tasted cheap & was just cooked, one sausage & no toast. Continental, was also poor and the had a pain o chocolate or croissant.and toast was sent back twice as it was barely toasted. They had only pulp orange & the soft drinks were warm (so I had an option of water) I’ve had better breakfasts in a Wetherspoon & for a delux hotel, this was very disappointing. I think for the price, the crazy bear need to up their game considerably, as a good breakfast (18.00 total) would have seen me overlook the missing details, but sadly it didnt deliver
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Robson

Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024

4/10 Poor

Mrs

Business traveller
Liked: Staff & service, amenities
Disliked: Property conditions & facilities
No hot water in the evening or the morning so must be okay with cold showers. shower curtain and toilet curtain not clean. No hand soap in dispenser. The bed and pillows were extremally comfortable I did get a good nights sleep. The food in the restaurant was amazing. Quirky rooms, attention to detail needed.
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2024

8/10 Good

sarah

Stayed 1 night in Oct 2024

6/10 Okay

Kimberly

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Spencer

Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024

6/10 Okay

paul

Stayed 1 night in Sep 2024

10/10 Excellent

Reece

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
The Room
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

victoria

Stayed 1 night in Oct 2024

2/10 Terrible

Gemma

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
I have been trying to contact you guys for over a week now this has been absolutely disgusting service and we never even got to opportunity to stay with you due to messing our booking location up I have called everyday I have reported it to Experia and they have tried to contact you also but have been unsuccessful, I’ve emailed your enquires email heard nothing I’ve emailed the manger mark and again nothing this is absolutely disgusting service
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Rikae Giorgio

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024

2/10 Terrible

JANET

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2024